February 2012
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I'm back.
Feb 27th
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The trick to cutting onions is to do it while...
Feb 18th
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okay, one last post...
and it’s cyptic
Feb 1st
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ttfn
if you need to get a hold of me in the next 29 days, please email me: lovelylinguist@gmail.com. Also, you want a cheesy valentine, you should email me your address
Feb 1st
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January 2012
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Jan 31st
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February Reconnect:
for 29 days (of course it has to be leap year), i am going to keep myself busy with the things i love all without using the internet. i will check and respond to emails and i will use the internet when necessary at work, but otherwise, i won’t do anything online. i’m going to reconnect with my love of painting, my need for frequent yoga, new books and general “me” time....
Jan 30th
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Jan 29th
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Jan 29th
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yes, I do watch gay man porn.
Jan 29th
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Jan 28th
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I was going to surprise Anna and make some baking...
How did I not notice this?
Jan 28th
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Jan 28th
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You know what's awesome?
Shit. I said that again. I’m so sick of saying “awesome.” Anyway, I’m drunk.
Jan 28th
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Batman is my favourite Disney Princess
moonsyrin: thats-so-meme: I can’t even
Jan 28th
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Jan 28th
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I won't really make a habit of the topless lady...
Jan 28th
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Seven More
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Jan 27th
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How To: Date Vintage Clothing →
Jan 27th
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brownhound replied to your post: avocadosalad replied to your post: avocadosalad…
Jan 27th
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avocadosalad replied to your post: avocadosalad replied to your video: Brand New… if only you were KBell I wouldn’t want to be her, I’d want to do her.
Jan 27th
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avocadosalad replied to your video: Brand New Room! your hat box collection smells awesome. we’re cute. good place for your shoes. WINE in a fine place. AND MY SLEEPING PLACE LOOKS AMAHZING! Merlin and I will love it! I do what I can
Jan 27th
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Brand New Room!
Jan 27th
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The fridge is in the closet...just have to figure...
avocadosalad replied to your post: Halp!!! shoes at foot of your bed. cooler that doubles as a bedside table? I already have a bedside table, but the shoes at the foot of my bed might be a good plan.  brownhound replied to your post: Halp!!! Mini fridge! Mini fridge! Mini fridge!!! I pretty much feel like it has to be in my room because who knows who I’ll end-up living with? They might...
Jan 27th
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Halp!!!
What’s more important: 1) A well organized space for all of my shoes  2) Booze-stocked mini fridge in my closet
Jan 27th
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avocadosalad replied to your video: The mix I listen to while making Valentines! “Be My Honeypie” was the first song that came to my mind! ~bromates~
Jan 27th
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The mix I listen to while making Valentines!
Jan 27th
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Jan 27th
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Jan 27th
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Jan 27th
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mindblitz replied to your photo: Example Valentine’s Day Card!!! I guess they’ll have a WHALE of a time on Valentine’s Day, don’t you?! We’ll sea.
Jan 26th
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Jan 26th
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Jan 26th
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Making Valentines!
I heart Valentine’s Day because it gives me license to be as cheesy and punny as my heart desires. And you should know, my heart desires cheesiness just as much as my mouth and tummy do (but the other kind of cheesy, duh).
Jan 26th
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The receptionists at the massage place were very...
Lady #1: Tammy, doesn't she look like Amy?
Tammy: Amy WhatsherlastnameIdidnthearherwell?*
Lady #1: Yes! They have the same face shape and adorable smile!
Lady #2: She does look like Amy, but she really reminds me of that actress from that one French movie.
Tammy: You mean Amélie , right?
Lady #2: Yes! Her! Don't they just look so much alike?
Lady #1: Oh I've seen that. Yes, you do look just like her!
Tammy: What's her name?
Me: Audrey Tautou.
Tammy: Wow, you have a good memory.
Lady #1: Yes, what a great memory you have.
Lady #2: You have just the most remarkable skin.
Tammy: Yes, your skin is very nice.
Me (overheating from all the blushing): Thanks. That's all very flattering.
* She had a real last name
Jan 26th
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Jan 25th
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Jan 25th
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Jan 25th
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mindblitz replied to your post: I just booked a massage for later this afternoon. oh SNAP! That’s it. I’m moving to MN. How much money do you think I need to save before I can move and make it? I need to set a goal… I can tell you this: with your serving experience, I wouldn’t imagine you’d have a hard time finding a job around here. The deposit is $400 and rent is $440. Utilities...
Jan 25th
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I just booked a massage for later this afternoon.
The receptionist scheduled me with the cute (questionably queer) redhead massage therapist.
Jan 25th